WHAT????? IS HAPPENING WITH THESE NEW SPAM BOTS
touring apartments is so funny bc sometimes you know the answer is no as soon as the door opens and you gotta pretend like you kinda interested as you see the rest of the place omg
I triple dog dare you to paint my shutters and stain my front porch for me.
I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
Brat summer over. Time for Farfalle Fall.
If you respond, “My bra is too tight” every time a coworker approaches, they will stop asking you questions.
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“You can’t just erase people out of your life”
Me:
Snoop: Murder was the case that they gave me.
Me: oh, mine was public urination, so same
it’s been 10 years since the rumour came out…
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