“What are your dogs’ names?”
Me: “Calvin and Klein.”
“Isn’t that a brand of underwear?”
Me: “Exactly, they’re boxers.”
How do books end up in a prison library? Do they have to do something bad like giving someone a papercut?
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Artwork by Herta Burbe
Truly one of the great bangers
Just pulled into a DQ drive thru for a blizzard. Dude tells me they’re out or Reese’s. I say no problem not your fault. He dead ass goes “that’s where you’re wrong. I do the ordering and I’ve been slacking.” ☠️ 😂
it’s only wednesday, and i’m being so brave about it
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Tell the people what she wore…
Not sure why someone would throw this gum in the urinal. It’s not even hard yet
