Only 2 more days till the day after tomorrow
of course you were in it i told you it was a nightmare
I can’t lose this last 20 pounds so I’m just telling everyone that I’m pregnant now.
If you visit Montreal, you gotta check out residential homes. That’s where all the locals go
You guys ever see the Malaysian Matrix
Looking at food photos online may help curb overeating: study
One thing they teach in nursing school is when your patient is being questioned by police, to step in with “that’s enough for today, he needs to rest” right after he gives a key piece of information, but one sentence short of him telling the whole story.
Not me, making rice krispy treats at midnight because my teen forgot to tell me she needed them tomorrow.
betcha they beat the robot dinosaurs by transforming into an asteroid.
There are innumerable mental health benefits of spending time in nature, but that doesn’t mean coming into the forest and screaming “fix my life” at the trees.
I need to stay off WebMD. Every time I look something up, I’m like, “Oh look. I’m dead already.”
A lot of people have been asking me why I’ve been wearing this hat so much lately and the answer is much more ridiculous than you’d expect. It doesn’t fit my head when I have hair so I’m getting the most out of it while I can.
Now that people have become accustomed to not knowing whether a person is having a phone conversation or just talking to themselves as they walk down the street I find myself doing a lot more public ranting.
Every classic folk song is just dubstep turned inward
I’ve met a lot of dudes named Will; never have they helped me find the way.