Me: *walking around, middle finger raised*
Boss: that is NOT a costume..
asking my bank if i can do extra credit
Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.
It’s Monday, but at what cost?
Housework is boring, and it is futile. You make the bed, you do the dishes. Six months later, you got to start all over again. JOAN RIVERS
Careful, that’s a load-bearing delusion
If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school let’s keep it that way.
No crypto for me thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.
i’m not “wearing a costume” that would be childish and silly. i’m wearing a disguise
if i spend $45 or less for the remainder of this year i should be good
Church Pugh’s
i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday.
diva inflation rises at an alarming rate
People always ask me why I listen to audiobooks on my headphones while I’m in the gym. It’s because I can’t read.