Had a customer in tonight moaning that the tyre pressure machine was free but now we charge 50p.
I shrugged and said “that’s inflation” and he didn’t even laugh why do I even bother?
stop
Nailed it…🗑️🐇😅
Guy who likes music
There’s a new trend in China where people make and eat spiceless “white people lunch”, as form of self torture.
And their commentary has me crying 😭
On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”
“The curb is just a reverse pothole” I whisper to myself as I hear the wheel scraping against cement.
Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
“What do you see in him?”
– me to the x-ray tech imaging my kid
When I call back Domino’s a second time to let them know it’s been over an hour and my pizza still hasn’t been delivered.
My grandpa went broke like 6 times trying stupid get rich quick schemes and played tennis like 5 days a week never got good and then when he died we found a bunch of sex picture that he was taking with my grandma so I’m not sure that generation was much different tbh