They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself.
I gave brutally honest script notes to a close friend and he really respected me for ending the friendship.
They should make statues of regular people. Like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff
Maybe it’s love, or maybe she just can’t unclasp that damn bracelet on her wrist without help
This probably isn’t good
I’m convinced a lot of people here are communicating from prison.
if you’re not easily offended, why are you even here?
If I go in my purse and pull out items solely by shape, I never know if it’s gonna be a pen, a tampon, or a stick of beef jerky.
If you didn’t want a bunch of dads to meander into your backyard, then you shouldn’t have revved up that chainsaw, Dale
In today’s modern work world employees, even those working remotely, can call in and key in their hours over the phone. It’s a big change from prehistoric times when Fred Flintstone would clock in and out in person with a physical punch card made of stone.
Just once I’d like to practice my runway walk while eating a bag of chips without getting kicked out of the grocery store.
Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime
I don’t think it’s rude to keep standing if you go to someone’s house and their furniture is ugly
Going into Monday like
