I just locked eyes with a spider.
But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
(True)
My kid keeps saying “When you were alive back in the 1900’s….”
So, my question is can you drop kids off at the fire station in a basket at any age?
Disappointed it’s raining this weekend
Was totally going to do that job I’ve been putting off for 6 months
How the hell did we win World War II? Every soldier I’ve seen who fought in it is old as shit.
Unfortunately, Yoda’s proposal came across as more of a statement, possibly even a threat. And so, he lived out his life alone, forever pining for “which got away, the one.”
what’s the funniest tiktok video you’ve ever seen?
“What that moth do?”
– Me after hearing the bug lamp explode
moms bragging about their kids like ok we’re just gonna sip our wine and pretend Claire’s kid didn’t just ask how many years she’s been 8 for
Anyone really
My husband may be winning this argument but little does he know I’m about to bring up something he said 10 years that has absolutely no relevance to what we’re arguing about.
Those are good neighbors.
What is your favorite movie about juice from a beetle?
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