In honor of A REAL PAIN hitting theaters, one of my favorite Jesse Eisenberg anecdotes
guy who strips completely naked before starting a fight with the menswear guy
It is my birthday. 🥳
If you’re American, please vote
If you’re not American, marry me
Are you guys ready for tomorrow??? It’s gonna be a HUGE day. I hope you’re prepared. I love taco Tuesdays. Gonna eat so many.
Why do cannibals never eat rich kids?
Because they’re spoiled
every time i ask a guy where he got his sunglasses, their answer is like “15 years ago my friend found these on the ground and then he left them in my car. now we both own the sunglasses and we share them. this is my weekend with the sunglasses”
Dear kids, let me tell you a story about childhood disappointment.
“We need a machine that can count all these damn geigers.” – guy who invented the geiger counter
im a single issue voter and this is my issue
