still the best tweet of the year by far
Felt so bad for this dude.
Imagine showing up to your son’s high school football game and he gets killed by Hitler.
Fitbits are just Tamagotchi except the stupid animal ur trying to keep alive is u
greatest 45 seconds in cinematic history
Damn he played himself
Lmao my first taste of adulthood was learning you had to actually pay for Microsoft office. I had be using it for free my whole life as a student. It didn’t even occur to me it cost money to have it at home
every once in a while one of these nerds really swings for the fences
The game has officially changed 😎
[Robert Oppenheimer, hands clasped behind back, standing in front of the newly completed atomic bomb] Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds…
[another scientist who worked on the project] me too
I feel like Google doesn’t really work anymore.
I have many caverns
I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”
