The 10 Most Defining Viral Twitter Posts of All Time
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a beautiful woman should never have to send an email. yet such tragedies occur everyday
How it started How it’s going
every time i say my cat’s name she looks at me like i just told her that her husband died at sea
Stop saying “start a family” when you mean “have kids”. A couple is still a family. A single person and her cat is a family. A couple and their plants are still a family. Three weirdly close roommates could be a family. You don’t need kids to be a family.
ever wonder what the rest of Michelangelo’s David looks like
If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.
if you want more reason to fell in love with Hozier, remember he said this:
babe wake up . a new draw your ship prompt just dropped
Breaking Bad – Season 05 Episode 14 – Frame 640 of 2834
Unpopular opinion but siren songs low key kinda slap
ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗮
Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.
8: When’s dad’s birthday?
Me: June 28
8: 2000 what?
Me: You mean 19…1984
8: 19? WOW
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of going on a spur-of-the-moment vacation, we can spend an entire weekend trying to figure out where That Smell is coming from.
The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.