Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.
Fighting on twitter be like 🤣
Well, that should do it
Me: *completes lifestyle questionnaire*
Life expectancy app: Well, this is awkward.
People say Twitter is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
me: I need to buy a train ticket
employee: window or aisle
me: *suddenly nervous* or you’ll what
And where the back of the wardrobe should have been, one passed through until the air grew cold and one could feel the brush of pine trees. This Ikea wardrobe is terrible.
#KarenAndTheCat 😉
The true crime urge to leave clear fingerprints everywhere you go, just in case
“If you’re happy and you know it, Stay in Bed. If you’re happy and you know it, Stay in Bed. If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it. If you’re happy and you know it, STAY IN BED!”
It doesn’t necessarily absolutely have to be Halloween to grab a bag and go to your neighbours to ask for candy, right? Back me up on this, gang
Doing math together is known as fourplay.
barbara was highly relatable