Absolutely delighted to welcome Neville as our new Head of Anti Terrorism today! Nothing gets past Nev.
I need a device that connects to other cars Bluetooth so I can yell “WHY CAN’T YOU DRIVE” through their speakers
Think I accidentally left a ‘do not disturb’ sign on my personality and haven’t had a ‘good morning’ message since 2020
I took husb, an English man with an active interest in medieval history, to a ren faire once. I asked if he would dress up and he put on a t shirt with a sheep on it, and told me he was dressed as “the economic powerhouse of medieval Europe.”
Weird…the ChatGPT warnings are the same ones I have on my hinge profile…
I thought I was doing a good deed today but long story short I stole my neighbor’s cat
My wife’s favorite position is where I’m bent over the kitchen sink doing the dishes.
[encountering even the mildest of inconveniences] and you would let this happen to me in this, the year of the King’s coronation?
I don’t care what the scale says.
I know it’s time to start exercising if a wolf tries to huff & puff & blow my house down.
I’m a professional air guitar tech.
The pay is crap but I enjoy the lifestyle that goes with it
Me: guess who I bumped into at the store
My wife: [holding my glasses] everyone
Inflation pfft, the worst part of going shopping is all the stupid people in the store.