an airline just for babies.
My 1yo has been crawling around with a croissant in her hand all morning. Not eating it, just clutching it. I think it’s her Emotional Support Croissant.
Can we just save all our energy and use it on something useful like arguing about something that will never change?
When the delivery of your fridge sounds like a threat. 🤣😂
Day 6 of April vacation: husband and I had this idea that if we get divorced and each marry someone willing to be an involved step-parent, we would have more time to hang out with each other.
I never ran away from home but when I was six I asked everyone else in the house to move out.
this was the best i’ve ever seen
I’ve watched this over 100 times and I still can’t figure out how he did this
10yo checking the weather app:
OH F-Me: LANGUAGE!
10: -OG!
Me: ohhh my bad, carry on
My kid, “mumma, what is ‘u’ doing in the spelling of a building?”.
Cake!!
Saw one of the most deranged Facebook ads of my life yesterday
I sure talk a lot of shit for someone who got a stress fracture opening a can of butter beans