Relax. Luxuriate rebelliously.
Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.
People who think all witches are women and all doctors are men must be really confused by witch doctors
i thought i was gonna watch the craziest cooking show in history
People talking about Gen X being angry about having to buy music when half our collection was downloaded for free from Napster.
pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding” so in a way we are all pesto
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Today on a tram, I told the driver that I loved Puerto Rico and he told me he shot two people who were breaking into his house there after hurricane Maria and left the island to evade charges and why does this stuff happen to me
if a baby cow is a calf then a baby horse should be a half ok thank you i won’t be fielding anymore questions at this time.