Judging by the hair on my black shirt , I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
Teens – Slay all day
20s – Rosé all day
30s – Bidet all day
40s – Bengay all day
If Optimus Prime led a Transformers symphony, would he be a semi conductor?
I need to find just the perfect men’s swimsuit and then only ever wear it twice annually
What’s this sorcery? 😂
Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice
Had a customer in tonight moaning that the tyre pressure machine was free but now we charge 50p.
I shrugged and said “that’s inflation” and he didn’t even laugh why do I even bother?
stop
Nailed it…🗑️🐇😅
Guy who likes music
There’s a new trend in China where people make and eat spiceless “white people lunch”, as form of self torture.
And their commentary has me crying 😭
