Judging by the hair on my black shirt , I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
Teens – Slay all day
20s – Rosé all day
30s – Bidet all day
40s – Bengay all day
If Optimus Prime led a Transformers symphony, would he be a semi conductor?
I need to find just the perfect men’s swimsuit and then only ever wear it twice annually
Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice
Had a customer in tonight moaning that the tyre pressure machine was free but now we charge 50p.
I shrugged and said “that’s inflation” and he didn’t even laugh why do I even bother?
stop
There’s a new trend in China where people make and eat spiceless “white people lunch”, as form of self torture.
And their commentary has me crying 😭
