Looking at his shirt, it’s hardly a surprise.
He’ll be directing planes to the gate in no time.
#PayInHay
#Kerching
just pretend nothing happened
My daughter showed me a shirt at Target and I asked where the rest of it was; my transformation into my father is complete
Jack just tried to run down the bus, but sadly the bus was faster.
#WasSoAmusing Some of it. That’s why…for some this works…others need it “perfect”.
They should invent clothes that get fat with you
my bf is so against gender roles that he won’t let me do his laundry. like, he even writes not to do it on the tags. 🙄😅 so babe, if you’re reading this, I know you said Do Not Machine Wash, Dry Clean Only, but I wanted to surprise you! your suit is in the dryer as we speak 🥰💕
Me: Ugh! These jeans are too tight!
*opens bag of chips*
Me: haha should I get out and push
Everyone on The Submarine: YES
good morning to everyone except people who leave themselves enough time to eat breakfast
I’d buy a lot more exercise pants if they were called eating pants.
this chia pet tastes awful
People are like “I’m gonna ugly cry” and I’m like “with that face, no doubt”