If I were in charge of cranberry juice advertising, every bottle would have a picture of a guy screaming in agony as he passed a kidney stone
😅🤣😂
I put the Nutella in the freezer so I don’t eat it and man, what a chilled treat of a backfire that was.
20: omg my life is going to be so aweso—
40: wtf just happened
You’d think cats would act more grateful that we sent Curiosity to Mars.
Found a ring on a walk today with my husband. It’s our anniversary so he tells me “glad you found my gift…happy anniversary!!!”
just kicked half a dozen toys under the sofa and called my house tidy
me: you can’t throw rocks at your teammates when you’re playing outfield
6 year old: I read the rules, it doesn’t say that
Prince Devitt x Low Ki x Kota Ibushi. One of my all time favorite matches. 🔥
A hearse was in front of me in the drive through lane at a burger joint. I have questions.
HEY YOU WANNA GO FOR A RIDE IN MY TRUCK BABY. NO I WANNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE. MEET YOUR WIFE. MAYBE SHE WANTS TO COME WITH?
The first one, obviously
