Artwork by Herta Burbe
Truly one of the great bangers
Just pulled into a DQ drive thru for a blizzard. Dude tells me they’re out or Reese’s. I say no problem not your fault. He dead ass goes “that’s where you’re wrong. I do the ordering and I’ve been slacking.” ☠️ 😂
it’s only wednesday, and i’m being so brave about it
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Tell the people what she wore…
Not sure why someone would throw this gum in the urinal. It’s not even hard yet
these can’t be my only options
My 6yo told me his classmate has a pet wolf, and it’s giving him some ideas about our current pet situation
4yo was mad that I sang the “wrong” lyrics to his version of Baby Shark. Then:
4yo: Mommy, I’m sorry I was rude to you.
Me (🥺): Oh, baby, thank you for apologizing. I forgive you.
4yo: Now YOU say YOU are sorry.
Me: …why?
4yo: 😠 Of being RUDE and singing the WRONG WORDS.
