Sorry I’m late to work! I died of cholera back in 1805
My only crime was love. And 6 different murders in 3 different states. Also some criminal mischief. Tbh it was a pretty rough week.
safety message: make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee
A duv-egg? In this economy?
What do we want?
Cheese.
When do we want it?
I already ate it.
Is this:
A. A blue shark
B. A leopard shark
C. A pelagic thresher
D. None of the above
i gotta remember that brevity saves energy and is worth the misunderstandings
when you lie on your résumé about your qualifications and then show up day 1
Everyone has beautiful pics posted. Where are the losers? I’m leaving.
And that’s why you clean your room, kids.
#SaturdayBears
Can’t wait to win the kids Easter egg hunt for the 32nd year in a row!