Happy #NationalPoetryDay 🙂
BEETROOT
Beetroot, beetroot
Purple, earthy treat root
Come hither to my house with meBeetroot, beetroot
Purple, earthy treat root
I long to roast you for my tea#NationalPoetryDay
My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.
Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses
My boss said to me,
“Why do you come out in a rash every time I give you your wages?”
I said, “It’s because I’m allergic to fcuking peanuts!”
If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.
Sure sex is great, but have you found an awesome clean washroom when you desperately had to pee?
Yeah, but is it ILLEGAL illegal?
Friendly reminder people are still stupid no matter who they vote for
Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Me: “Officer, I’m focused on the future.”
Once on Rosh Hashanah when I was 14 or 15, I took a red potato & cut it perfectly to look like an apple slice, dipped it in honey & then gave it to my little sister. She has still not forgiven me or forgotten.
