sitting eating at a picnic table in a park that shares a fence with the middle school yard and this lady comes out says “shouldn’t you be in class?” and i’m confused and just freeze and she goes “come on. to the office”
and i just go “…. i’m 20…” and she went RED😭😭😭
Having a job is cool But everyday ???? Come tf on
idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad
My bf just had me “stay alive” in his game while he went to the bathroom and I died immediately
Watching my husband try to get off the phone with “talkers”is like watching a fly trapped in our house, desperately trying to escape but repeatedly bumping into a closed window.
divorce is so weird why do I have an ex-aunt
This is Huahua. He was told not to chew on the furniture. Which he isn’t. He is chewing under the furniture. 12/10
thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, stacey
who is hiring in nyc? i need 350k a year and i have no skills and im not likable most days
My husband just got a new job so he got sent some COBRA forms in the mail.
Husband: We don’t actually need COBRA, though, my health insurance already started.
4yo: YES WE DO NEED A COBRA
Who remembers when Pixar had blooper reels in movies 🤣
I’ve given up trying to remember to bring my bags to the store, now I roll my cart to the car and unload the items one at a time like the Pilgrims used to do
🐟✨ #re4
