I love art.
Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I’m 99% positive I know those clowns.
I like my women like I like my bugs…
In my bed 😬
the warning on my razor says “for external use only” and now I have questions
it kind of looks like someone just took away their laptop
Seat cushions are the original stool softeners
stand with me against insufficient seating
“and that’s why you should always put your stuff away” I lecture my kid as we search for the missing candy I ate while she was sleeping
Forcibly throwing positive energy your way out of spite.
It’s so magical how much rizz I got they call me the rizzard 🪄
can’t stop thinking about pink camo as a concept. the lore of where you’d need pink camo to survive the wilderness under cover. I want to go to there.
I’m not really thought of as an outdoorsy guy but the truth is I have been outdoors many times and really liked it
didn’t think I was even that high until I met buzz aldrin in the mirror just now
I like my <plural noun> like I like my <noun>. <adjective>, <adjective>, and <adjective>.
(I am tired today so this is a DIY tweet)