Gen Z: I hate my boss
Millennial: me too but instead of posting it on social media I slowly let the air out of his tires like a well adjusted grown up
*nervous sweating* I’m going to go to the bathroom, did you want anything?
(Me tryna flirt)
Ha
At times like this, I ask myself “what would Jesus do?” and then I hide in a cave for three days
My friends went out for Vietnamese without me and now I have Phomo.
oh u like me? name 5 meds i take
hot girls be like I know a place and it’s this
Bananas evolved to become a deadly slipping hazard for their greatest predator, the human
it’s weird that a librarian and a book-keeper are different things
Not now mom I’m downloading a new virus from Limewire
The donkey kong soundtrack stays on during sex
My uncle used to bet me a root beer that I couldn’t sit quietly in the car in the casino parking lot. I ALWAYS won lmao
If dolphins are so smart why do they still live in the water
*extreme announcer voice* Next up on Jesus The Real Truth: Was it crucifact or crucifiction