This is Huahua. He was told not to chew on the furniture. Which he isn’t. He is chewing under the furniture. 12/10
thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, stacey
who is hiring in nyc? i need 350k a year and i have no skills and im not likable most days
My husband just got a new job so he got sent some COBRA forms in the mail.
Husband: We don’t actually need COBRA, though, my health insurance already started.
4yo: YES WE DO NEED A COBRA
Who remembers when Pixar had blooper reels in movies 🤣
I’ve given up trying to remember to bring my bags to the store, now I roll my cart to the car and unload the items one at a time like the Pilgrims used to do
🐟✨ #re4
The stun gun you tried using on me didn’t work. Why am I not shocked?
Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.!!
Food delivery driver here, time is money so no need to stand behind your front door for a few minutes pretending that you’ve not just been staring out your window looking for us for the last 20 minutes and yes we saw your curtains twitching
*me, absentmindedly patting my youngest child on the head as I walk by*
Him: Mom, stop using my hair as a paper towel!
I went from rags to one rag.