idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad
My bf just had me “stay alive” in his game while he went to the bathroom and I died immediately
Watching my husband try to get off the phone with “talkers”is like watching a fly trapped in our house, desperately trying to escape but repeatedly bumping into a closed window.
divorce is so weird why do I have an ex-aunt
This is Huahua. He was told not to chew on the furniture. Which he isn’t. He is chewing under the furniture. 12/10
thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, stacey
who is hiring in nyc? i need 350k a year and i have no skills and im not likable most days
My husband just got a new job so he got sent some COBRA forms in the mail.
Husband: We don’t actually need COBRA, though, my health insurance already started.
4yo: YES WE DO NEED A COBRA
Who remembers when Pixar had blooper reels in movies 🤣
I’ve given up trying to remember to bring my bags to the store, now I roll my cart to the car and unload the items one at a time like the Pilgrims used to do
🐟✨ #re4
The stun gun you tried using on me didn’t work. Why am I not shocked?