No crypto for me thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.
i’m not “wearing a costume” that would be childish and silly. i’m wearing a disguise
if i spend $45 or less for the remainder of this year i should be good
Church Pugh’s
i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday.
diva inflation rises at an alarming rate
People always ask me why I listen to audiobooks on my headphones while I’m in the gym. It’s because I can’t read.
People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.
11: (squeezes my face) It’s just like squeezing SpongeBob
Me: Why?
11: (laughs)Because your face is full of holes
𝙋𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙝𝙚’𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨
𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡
this 4 hour meeting could have just been someone pulling my finger nails off one by one with pliers.
anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary