I enjoyed JOHN WICK 4 and its over-the-top glee, especially how many stairs he falls down. When you think that’s all the stairs he’s gonna fall down, nope, more stairs
Imagine being The Sun and finding out there is an entire line of glasses devoted to thwarting your vibe
Not sure who needs to hear this, but a group of porcupines is called a prickle.
I throw open the heavy doors to reveal a vast library. You scan the seemingly endless volumes, realizing too late & with gnawing dread that the collection in its entirety is comprised of 1980s-era microwave cookbooks as I close & lock the doors behind me.
The pasta is now
Me:
Mime:
Me: You don’t say!
I’m scared. I just got poked on Facebook.
To the thief who stole my self-cloning machine, how can you live with yourself??
Explained how to make an April Fools Day joke to Miss 9.
“Mummy, you look pretty today.”
If you’re on the fence about becoming a parent.
My wife is listening to an ad about chainsaws. I’m worried.
I’m Sold!
Tell me a story and include details but not too many details like I don’t need to know about a suspicious mole