Please help, my kid keeps threatening to teach me chess
catch me on valentine’s day like
Can someone help I just stepped into an elevator with Slayer and they won’t stop staring
Whoever first said “I’m in a pickle” must have had the weirdest day.
A man messaged me on insta and said “you are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all
not sure how I feel about the depiction of albert einstein in oppenheimer. he’s not even sticking out his tongue
The inventor of the wooden spoon: this will change cooking forever
Italian Mothers: I can’t wait to hit my kids with this
HBO
HBO GO
HBO NOW
HBO MAX
HBO RAGNAROK
HBO TOKYO DRIFT
MAX
My husband surprised my kid by picking him up early from school to take him to an amusement park and the kid was mad because he was in the middle of a math worksheet. 😂
Dog park man handed me an ice cream and I must’ve looked a bit too excited because he felt the need to clarify it was for the pup not me
Doctor: so, how did you injure your rotator cuff?
Me, remembering reaching for the wet wipes on the back of the toilet: TENNIS
Airport prices are crazy. 5 billion dollars? For an airport?
