I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.
Making core memories with my son by faking heart attacks in McDonald’s as a distraction while he steals mobile orders.
I believe the plural is “milves.”
I’m not saying I’m jealous of the pigeons but I certainly wouldn’t mind someone throwing food at me from this park bench.
Brain, I know you’re trying hard but you are not doing a good job.
my family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.
Staring at my Barbie Dream House and realizing there’s a lot of places for spiders to hide in there. As one does.
I sure hope the family likes these Slim Jim burritos.
We didn’t think of the ecosystem when we abolished Mondays. Dying of starvation, we watch as our crops are devoured by millions of Garfields
Only 2 more days till the day after tomorrow
of course you were in it i told you it was a nightmare
I can’t lose this last 20 pounds so I’m just telling everyone that I’m pregnant now.
If you visit Montreal, you gotta check out residential homes. That’s where all the locals go
You guys ever see the Malaysian Matrix
Looking at food photos online may help curb overeating: study
