We have this problem in Skye. Not a family round here hasn’t lost a baby or a dog to the eagles. We just don’t whine about it all the time. Southerners. 🙄
Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How’d you know?
MAN: There’s signs aren’t there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying ‘cycle paths’.
dead inside
Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.
Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make
This comic I made in 2015 is my dads favorite comic in the entire world and every October he asks me to post it again… happy Halloween dad 🎃
👮♂️New comic: Good Cop, Bad Cop👮♂️
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oh so when Moo Deng bites people and falls over she’s “a social media sensation” but when I do it I am “bringing a weird energy to my coworker’s gender reveal party”
#IWishIHadNever noticed
Sisyphus rolling the boulder up the hill and watching it roll back down again but it’s me muting advertisers on this app.