My husband just said I look like I fell in a bucket of pretty. I鈥檓 gonna divorce him so I can marry him again.
he looks great for his age
Cutest fight ever.. 馃槉
if i’m “mama” and you “just killed a man” i’m sorry but i’m not letting you finish your song we’ve got a body to hide, son
It’s not everyday you get to see stuff like this
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you鈥檝e kept everything up to code, but I鈥檝e been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, which鈥擨 don鈥檛 need to tell you鈥攊s a pretty serious safety violation.
I think I鈥檒l stand
I took my sandwich out of the bag and I saw THIS! I went back and spoke with the manager an demanded an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing and asked why someone felt the need to write it. He answered, “because you ordered a BLT with cheese?”馃檲
Years after finishing high school I now know the true importance of punctuation signs
They are for making cute smiley faces
(^_^)/
Do emojis hide????
I can’t find an emoji I know is suppose to be there on the keyboard… Where is it?
(meanwhile someone thinks am typing paragraphs yet just looking for the one emoji 馃檲)
Jesus probably figured things out when everyone kept calling it the Last Supper.