My husband just said I look like I fell in a bucket of pretty. I’m gonna divorce him so I can marry him again.
he looks great for his age
if i’m “mama” and you “just killed a man” i’m sorry but i’m not letting you finish your song we’ve got a body to hide, son
It’s not everyday you get to see stuff like this
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you’ve kept everything up to code, but I’ve been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, which—I don’t need to tell you—is a pretty serious safety violation.
I think I’ll stand
I took my sandwich out of the bag and I saw THIS! I went back and spoke with the manager an demanded an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing and asked why someone felt the need to write it. He answered, “because you ordered a BLT with cheese?”🙈
Years after finishing high school I now know the true importance of punctuation signs
They are for making cute smiley faces
(^_^)/
Do emojis hide????
I can’t find an emoji I know is suppose to be there on the keyboard… Where is it?
(meanwhile someone thinks am typing paragraphs yet just looking for the one emoji 🙈)
Jesus probably figured things out when everyone kept calling it the Last Supper.