4 yo: “Miss Katie, when you were a baby did your parents die and leave you alone?”
My friend: “Sorry, they watched Annie yesterday.”
“Mom how do you say ‘thank you’ in Asian?”
-my friend’s kid, so loudly, at a sushi restaurant in Frankfurt
😭😭
me at the assigned security training after clicking another fake phishing email
If you removed the wing from an Airbus A380 and put in next to Nelson’s Column, you’d cause havoc in central London, render a $445 million aircraft useless and spend considerable time in prison.
Taking a little nap while I wait for the driver in front of me to realize the light has turned green
introverts be like “i know a place” then they go home
My boss thought these were “little pumpkin somethings” and bit into one.
This wording makes this visa sound a lot more exciting than it is
A patient buying cigarettes from his hospital bed, 1950s
Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
I accidentally went to Homesense today and accidentallier bought Christmas decorations
Sure. Why not?
