I hate hotel bath towels.
So thick and fluffy I can’t even close my suitcase!!
Three thousand years have passed. Mia’s son has merged with a sandworm and rules the wastes of Genovia as a god
Valuable child raising tip from the New York Times
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How do I know I’m awkward? One time someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “cheese”
Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dogs listen.
Dogs don’t think ‘no’ is a suggestion.
millennials had years of computer classes where it was drilled into us “THE INTERNET IS FOREVER” and “DON’T OPEN SPAM EMAILS” and “CITE YOUR SOURCES” and then boomers were given internet access like tossing keys to a drunk and telling them to have fun.
me when I leave a friend on read: They get it. I’m overwhelmed. I isolate. I need a day to think. The kids keep me busy. I’ve got 7 appointments this week. They understand.
me when a friend leaves me on read: OMG THEY HATE MY GUTS
why neck hurt
weaknesses
A classic spooky scribbles now in color 🧙♀️
good news everyone
So how much budgie food do you actually want?…
can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.
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