Just tried out an AI Headshot generator.
Came out pretty well.
this independent good boy don’t need no human
It takes a big man to admit when he’s got a problem, but it takes an even bigger man to help me bring all these beers in from the car.
i don’t want to be the “main character” i actually want to be an extra who is there just to have fun and stand around while you deal with all the conflict
When an employer says they’re offering competitive salary I assume we’re all gonna assemble in the breakroom for medieval combat.
Horse: *tapping the hood* it’s got 400 manpower
Its 4 am and my foot fell asleep are we doing this one body part at a time now
ME: I don’t really eat any meat except for fish
DATE: oh so you’re a pescatarian
ME: ummm I guess if I’m crossing the street?
I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color
When someone blows a kiss at me I karate chop it right in half.
I have never related to anyone more.
I just tried to steal a gummy worm from my kid’s candy bag and EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS A BITE TAKEN OUT.
Well played, little dude. Well played.
Oh! He barehanded that ball. Can you believe the athleticism?
– Baseball commentatorPfft. Amateur.
– Every parent who’s caught their kid’s barf in their hand
Let’s ride.
So, about a year ago I got the overwhelming feeling of being kicked in the kidneys that comes with the realization that you wanna marry another human. Tested for UTI, and it was negative, so I knew it was real.
Google assistant rules