*getting a deli sandwich*
person making sandwich: only 1 piece of cheese?
me: yes
person: u can have 3 pieces of cheese for the same price
me: that’s ok I’m good
person: it’s FREE cheese tho
me: I don’t want that much cheese
person: *yelling* ITS FREE CHEESE
💯😂
next time ur embarrassed about something u did in the past just know that everyone remembers and still thinks about it too. in fact we were just talking about it the other night
Do I want to change career and uproot my entire life or is it just 6pm on a Sunday
There’s a serious limit in how much one can take
Mood: Shredding documents but realizing I didn’t double check if they were the correct ones and now frantically searching for the Undo button on the shredder
Weekend #HayaoMiyazaki
I’m concerned that some of you are experts in your fields of employment.
become ungovernable
Cat Burglar (noun)
: a burglar who is adept at entering and leaving the burglarized place without attracting notice
🐈⬛😂🖤
I’ve been obsessed with random unnecessary quotation marks since I was a kid.
This is easily the most terrifying example.