why would tinder want me to say this
How does one answer this?
Apparently, “I’m not circumventing your authority, I’m just trying to get around it”, was not the answer HR was looking for.
My wife and I are in a fight so I just looked her right in the eyes and folded a towel in fourths.
me:
british youtuber: wots up yewchoob,
Just did a 15km row which is my all time personal best and was feeling pretty good about it until I realised that I’d left the fox and the chicken on the same side of the river.
If I weren’t supposed to bring my cat, the wedding invite would say that, right?
I thought $3 eggs 🥚 were a lot
Until a saw a small bag of pistachios at the Airport going for $18
People are all “Sure, I’ll help you move” until they see my prized collection of cement blocks from around the world.
Don’t put all your eggs in one sandwich.
I really wish I had the power to put on a crown of pipette tips and command my cultures to do what I wanted them to do 👑
Just saw an ad for a local psychic fair. I’m not planning to go, but I guess they already know that