So I’m enjoying the cinematography and outfits but the script could do with a few more jokes.
#Coronation
King Charles should make Sir Elton and Sir Paul joust.
Thinking about having bacon and bacon for dinner.
I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.
Although we’ve been together for 30+ years, my wife discovered only yesterday that I actually do quite a passable Charles impersonation.
It’s completely revolutionised our lovemaking, I tell you.
A friend of mine just said, Am I the only one who gives my dog a massage?
Well, I replied, I can honestly say I’ve never given your dog a massage.
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise
I just accidentally uploaded this instead of my invoice on a company’s invoicing portal and I can’t delete it
I appreciate the optimism, guys, but I’m fairly confident it’s going to be Charles.
Yeah ok whatever, bassist. Stand over there being all tall and quiet and keeping the rhythm together. Just look at the drummer and exchange your little knowing glances like you know you want to.
i quit boxing the moment i realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face too
thinking about parking in a garage downtown just to get some validation
I never knew so many people named their kids after numbers until Twitter
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.