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don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. show them you can’t.
boys are so easy to impress
Two weeks until Canadian Thanksgiving. Better start defrosting the beaver.
a gay boyfriend is kinda like a brother you have sex with
💀 😭
i wonder if hootie ever experimented with other kinds of fish
banana peels are my favorite fall accessories
What are some weird things about living in the modern world?
I’m a regular customer of a restaurant that I’ve never been to.
Door dash is the closest thing I’ll ever experience to being actual royalty like bring me a dozen freshly made donuts and a bottle of your finest bourbon!
But your majesty, it’s 9:30 at night and…
I said be quick about it!
menswear guy has entire hockey teams begging him for mercy
The worlds greatest neurosurgeon and Dr Derek Shepherd.
Husband: why do most guys have a foot fetish?
Me: because their first girlfriend was a sock