This made me chuckle cuz mood
CONFIRMED: Pete Davidson is now dating Sims 1 Bella Goth 🫢🫢
Falling in love with me is like cutting your own hair. As in you’ll regret it later.
I’m absolutely irreplaceable at my place of employment. As long as they never try replacing me with a block of wood.
My neighbor has a huge warehouse/shop and is alway in there banging away on something or doing stuff but never really producing anything. I just know that one day Dateline is going to interview me and ask if I knew what was going on in there…
How and why my FUR ROOM exists
My dog just came downstairs and made me go back to bed like he’s in charge of me or something.
Anyway, I’m back in bed now if anybody needs me
I came.
I saw.
I lost a banana.
In case of an emergency, eat fried chicken.
fondly reminiscing about the time i overslept for work by six hours and didn’t get fired
I’ve noticed eating popcorn during video calls tends to get them wrapped right up. Give it a go.