anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary
you aren’t “dehydrated”, you have attachment issues and you were denied water as a child
hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like baby you are supposed to be a mental disorder please stay in your line
Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.
Them: How corny are your jokes?
Me: Pretty corny
Nobody:
Shampoo bottle when I’m in the shower:
why does this picture look like abed accidentally transported into gilmore girls and not that the actor is actually in this scene
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Imagine having a cool ass name like Theodore, and then people just call you Ted.
They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out
Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.
The most accurate map ever devised.
The left. The right. The ambidextrous. Politics is so confusing.
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