Can’t, going through the work email I just wrote with a fine tooth comb to eliminate all traces of sarcasm, opinionation, and existential despair.
What do you do when your nose goes on strike???
You picket…
Guys disappear for days then say “wyd” ….no mf what were YOU doing!!
“Je t’aime” = “I love you”
“Je t’anime” = “I love anime”
Sign in the elevator: Please keep 6-foot distance.
Width of elevator: 5 feet.
Both of my girls wanted to stay home sick today until they found out the Wi-Fi was down.
Polite way of saying gfy in unwanted DM 😉
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Hard as they try, cats are absolutely not helpful when making beds.
😂😂😂
I’ll take the cash and buy my own pizza, thanks