“What are you going to wear today?”
Sunscreen and the weight of everyone else’s expectations.
A decision was made here.
The word Ohio looks like a tractor
Hey everyone, power is back after a week of Groundhog Day! I am so happy I don’t know whether to shit or go blind. I don’t have a clue what that means but Grandma used to say it!
Me at 7pm:
lol what’s this, a reality show about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, I bet that’s so dumbMe at 11pm:
IF KAYLEIGH-ANNE TIGHTENS UP THOSE JUMP-SPLITS SHE’S A SHOO-IN FOR 3RD GROUP LEADER
I just lived without power for 6 straight days. Hurricane Helene tricked me into camping for a week and I am not amused.
Person: I really DO want your honest advice
Me: NO you don’t
P: I DO
Me: I’m your friend. What I think doesn’t matter. He’s your husband. Sit down like 2 grown ass adults & have a conversation. Tell HIM not me & y’all work it out
P: *pause* Um, what’s your less honest advice?
Spotted in the wild
When I take a minute to focus on my own life.
Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing
Call me old-fashioned, but I thought we’d pretty much sorted the design of the cup.
If aliens came to earth and we explained all our technology to them I think they would get really hung up on helicopters. They would be sending videos of helicopters to their friends on Venus or whatever like “they get into these fr. I’m not kidding”
