for dessert we’re having a discussion about why my girlfriend didn’t laugh at a joke i made 3 years ago
i was NOT expecting this 😭 watch till the end
SPOILER ALERT ~ Fast & Furious 10 is about car chases.
I made smoochie face and noises at a deer yesterday and he ran.
That is why I don’t flirt
Them: What’s your writing process like?
Me: Pretty intense. Very solitary. Organized. Inspired.
My writing process:
Me showing up at your door when I find out you hurt my friend’s feelings
I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Until ChatGPT learns to say, “you promised me that chapter a month ago,” it will never replace editors
Some days you’re on top of the world…other days you accidentally shoplift a pair of thong panties that became attached to your purse and you’re just struttin around mid crime spree none the wiser
Another exciting afternoon in Cheltenham…
