I would like to see “artificial intelligence” assemble this tuna melt.
Aging is like oh look a new cute freckle on the palm of my hand is it cancer
At my funeral I want there to be a big ‘live laugh love’ sign with the ‘live’ crossed out
What kind of rifle do comedians use?
JK47’s.
Shoot me.
someone tried formatting these windows in a Word doc
went to the beach and pissed on a jellyfish before it had chance to sting me
an airline just for babies.
My 1yo has been crawling around with a croissant in her hand all morning. Not eating it, just clutching it. I think it’s her Emotional Support Croissant.
Can we just save all our energy and use it on something useful like arguing about something that will never change?
When the delivery of your fridge sounds like a threat. 🤣😂
