anime is so crazy think about shooting your shot with a cute girl you meet in a coffee shop and she turns out to be a corpse devouring ghoul 5 seconds later.
I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 gooseLooking for:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 bread
pat pat
She said “stay up, imma call you”.
i’ve been awake for 4 days
I’m not doing the london marathon today but I reckon if I start training now and eat more healthily, next year I should be able to watch a whole one.
Jokes aside, I hope you don’t get partially eaten by a shark on your vacation.
When you want your ball, but you don’t want to get wet
🎾💧💦
The funk soul brother
Dating is just wondering why some people are single and figuring it out.
Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn’t sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me. In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
Ralph thought she had a nerve to scream when she was the one trying to pee on him.
Before you storm out of a room, make sure you take your phone.
Selfie
