the ‘grandma exploit’ is undoubtedly my favorite chatbot jailbreak to date. source here:
Getting older is cool because you can take a deep breath and it’ll crack your back
Tired: Clapping when the plane lands
Wired: Clapping when the Lyft arrives
Cinderella is the creepiest fairytale when you start to contemplate what kind of craziness she has going on with her feet that her shoes won’t fit even one single other person in the entire kingdom.
shout out to the insomniacs, only three more sleeps until halloween
“Bad actors” is a wild term because it could mean when the government is doing war crimes but it could also just mean Jared Leto
My kid called me to tell me their car had a flat tire when they got to school.
Then pacified me with:
“Don’t worry mom, it’s only flat on the bottom.”We’re thinking Harvard.
I’m not proud of the person I become when there’s a cheese tray at a party.
if u wanna date me all u gotta do is ask and i’ll say no
Sorry if I unfollow you. It’s nothing personal, I just hate the things you say and do, and who you are as a person.
constantly working on myself.
If I’m struggling to write new jokes, I find it helps to go on a long walk. Sooner or later I’ll meet someone who hasn’t heard my old jokes.
Kids: “Mom watch this. Watch this. Mom. Mama. Mama watch this. You’re not looking. Mom look. Look at me. You’re not looking.”
Me: merging onto the highway
Just finished my taxes and it looks like I’ll be able to afford that vacation to the Outback…steakhouse that is.
As everyone is watching in horror what I did to that pinata, I realized that’s not how you’re supposed to get to the candy.