2013: why would anyone care what the losers on reddit think
2023: the losers on reddit are the last remaining source on the internet for reviews of products and services that aren’t paid for or some kind of scam
“What’s the photo for again?”
“Just a freelance piece I’m writing”
“Ok great”
Me leaving the house for plans I made when I was in an extroverted mood
People on social media: Look at me! Look at what I’m eating! Give me attention!
People in cars: Why would anyone care that I’m about to turn?
Me: Hiding in my pantry from a murderer
Also me: Opens a bag chips in pantry gets murdered
Save time sledding with kids by just throwing away one mitten before you even leave the house
My kid told me people go bald because they stop watering their hair
Someone being big spoon for me is not enough. I need to get ladled.
Jesus Christ is trending? What the heck did he do THIS time?
I decided to clean my closet and found a tangled necklace so i spent the next 30min untangling it and then took a well deserved 2hr break
BOSS: I need you to put these coupon stickers on all the Pick Me Up boxes
EMPLOYEE: Do you care where we place those stickers?
BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don’t make me repeat myself. Idiots.