All week the kids have been asking me where the hairbrushes are, I just checked and they’re in the bathroom drawers exactly where they’re supposed to be, which is apparently very confusing for my children
He instantly became one of the bros
I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.
Good morning
Best Halloween decoration so far. 😅
My 6yo announced from the bathroom that he has good news and bad news, how scared should I be
This billboard speaks to me
This salon has a picture of their bathroom in their bathroom and I love it so much
i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)
“what’s wrong with you” right now or in general
We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups
Dad died last year. I had the job of clearing his house out as I still
live in the same town. Found twelve thousand pounds in cash stashed in various hiding places. Haven’t told my siblings.